As Modern pointed out earlier this evening, we discovered today that Republican State Representative Robert Mecklenborg was arrested half drunk, with Viagra in his system, back in April.

According to the arrest records, Mecklenborg was pulled over near the Burger King at the corner of Lorey Lane and US 50 in Lawrenceburg Indiana. Records indicate that a woman named Tiona Roberts was in the car when he was pulled over.

According to Google Maps, there are only two points of interest – besides the Burger King, of course – on Route 50 in this area. One is the Hollywood casino and the other is the Concepts Show Girls strip club, which is less than a two minute drive from where Mecklenborg was pulled over.

I haven’t been there, but Yelp’s trusted reviewers tell me that Concepts is THE place to stop if you “need a quick bit of action before or after” visiting the casino. “You won’t be disapppointed (sic).”

We did a little research and discovered that Ms. Roberts has personal connections to Concepts Show Girls which, in our opinion, likely indicate she works there.

It’s certainly possible that Mecklenborg, 59, and Roberts, 26, are just old friends. Or maybe they met at the local Burger King after bonding over the new Viagra shake. Or maybe he was just giving her a ride to work after her car broke down on Route 50.

I fully admit, I don’t know WHY Ms. Roberts was riding around with a drunk and viagra-filled Mecklenborg. But I can make some guesses, and I’m sure you can too.

All I know for sure is this: a very attractive 26 year old woman who has connections to a strip club in Lawrenceburg, Indiana was in the car with 59 year old Republican State Representative Robert Mechlenborg at 12:08AM when he was pulled over by the Indiana State Police and subsequently tested positive for alcohol and Viagra.

I’m taking bets that Mechlenborg resigns before the end of the day on Friday. I’m going to go out on a limb as say… exactly 4:58PM on the dot.

Any takers?

  • Anonymous

    Why don’t you apologize for being such a tool for the oligarchs and plutocrats while you are at it?

  • Anonymous

    Checking the archives…. nope. It wasn’t quite that uniform. 🙂

  • ItchMyFoot

    If he could exercise regularly, he wouldn’t need Viagra.

    By the way, who paid for the Viagra?  I have a hunch taxpayers did.

  • Jen

    Administrators and district officials protect the illegal activity of teachers – not unions.  Unions will make sure that the proper channels are used, but they will tell you, in no uncertain terms, that you’re on your own if you break the law or engage in inappropriate behavior.

  • Anonymous

    I hope he is smart enough to admit it before he makes an even bigger fool of himself.  I don’t believe in condemning anyone until there is proof, but these guys in Congress need to get  jobs that keep them busier than they seem to be now.    They have too much time on their hands. 

  • Anonymous

    This is what I surf the internets for!!!!

    Thanks you made my day!!!!  😀

  • Tin soldiers and Mecklenborg coming
    He’s driving US 50 stoned
    Viagra and stripper in the Lexus
    Family values in Ohio.

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha~! 

  • LightningJoe

    Burn him at the steak, that’s good. Maybe we should do it at the steakhouse.

  • LightningJoe

    Very good!

    Give it up, for Walkerstuff!

  • LightningJoe

    But remember,

    … don’t listen to them.

  • LightningJoe

    We don’t need no stoopid Plunderbund, to be myopic…

  • LightningJoe

    dirty, sinful Democrats…

    wife-cheating Democrats…

    lying, dirty, sinful, wife-cheating, drinking, whoring Democrats… (okay, I’ll stop now)

  • LightningJoe

    “So, how about you actually bother to do some research in what a person’s
    done in the past before you falsely accuse them of hypocrisy they’ve
    never committed?”

    But, but, but…

    False accusations is their favorite game. You’re taking all the fun out!

  • LightningJoe

    That’s a pretty customized history you made up there, let’s see now…

    Modern was the first one, a position that by definition has NO “following” component to it at all, but you imply that his “firstness” doesn’t really count — “because” someone else then followed his example?

    Hmm, I guess maybe reality really IS adjustable…

  • LightningJoe

    Oh, “people say,” eh?

  • LightningJoe

     Spoken like a real man, Pat.

    Do you still beat your wife?

  • LightningJoe

    Of course it’s not the first one. Beginner’s luck usually lets you get by, the first time out.

    Speaking karmically, it’s likely to be his third or fourth time. Karma usually lets you get two or three warnings, two or more close calls; like when you get home or park just before the cops come by.

    But if you don’t take the warnings seriously, if you think you got away with it because you deserved to, or because you were just born lucky…

  • LightningJoe

    Lotsa driving around there, for someone dirt-drunk. No wonder they pulled him over; they should charge him with impersonating a taxi.

    Hey, why no trolls here? Surely we’re being ridiculous to attract some bottom-feeders. I’m lonely.

  • LightningJoe

    That’s MY question (put it down!).

    No, Viagra is NOT illegal, and I can’t see ANY circumstance where the cops would test for it, for ANY reason.

    Of course, he might have taken an overdose, as he clearly did of the booze. If he showed an, um “bowsprit” while doing his perpwalk, I suppose that might be the sort of  “test” that would “bring the topic up” in conversation at the station-house.

    C’mon, where are all the trolls? This is no fun, by myself!

  • LightningJoe

     Google-Earth for the “Concepts Lounge” in Lawrenceburg, Indiana. Let me know if they have one of those changing neon dancing girl signs…

  • More high comedy in low places from the ‘Do as I say, Not as I do’ party.
    It’s laughable but also completely pathetic.
    The people who elected this fool deserve what they get.

  • Lol..the viagra is no doubt a precautionary measure he took to alleviate his low blood pressure while the hooker is just someone he took on due to her experience of dealing with the aftereffects of taking such a drug

  • hooker?  She’s a dancer!

  • I don’t know why everyone’s coming down so hard on this guy.  The stripper was a FEMALE.  For a Republocrite, that’s actually a pretty big moral leap UPWARDS.

  • He was interviewing her for a position on his staff.  Isn’t it obvious?

  • This is a perfect karma. These republicans jump up and down about their christian values, how god tells them what to do after tghey pray on something, then they are out there at 3:00 am with strippers/hookers and guess who shows up? God shows up!  And while they are in the drunk tank they think; Gee I guess there really is a god. Praise ther lord!!! 

  • hey douchebag, like most republicans you don’t get it.  Let me explain; No one cares that he was with a stripper/hooker being a man, or can’t you read? He’s another “family values” hypocrite that literally preaches one thing during the day and then he’s out there with the rest of the world being human. It is called hypocrisy. unnastand? 

  • I have’t seen any stats to back up the “most strippers are whores” theory.

    But I’m really having trouble coming up with more than one convincing reason why a 56 year old politician and a 26 year old stripper would be cruising around together in the middle of the night.

  • KAAS


  • Wicckid

    And the Republicans say us gays are sexually driven!

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