(HT: Joseph who did all the groundwork for this post but couldn’t write it before his business flight.) 

On July 11th at approximately 10:55 p.m., the 911 call center in Delaware County received a telephone call requesting immediate assistance at the residence of State Senator Kris Jordan.  An unidentified female voice simply requested assistance, provided the residential address for Senator Jordan, and hung up.  The 911 call center then dialed the number that dialed in and talked to a woman who identified herself as “Melissa,” which is the name of Senator Jordan’s wife.

Here is a copy of the incident report.

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