As the newly minted version of the Party of Lincoln – otherwise known as CPAC (Crazy Party of Anarchy Central)  – broke camp to create more havoc across the land, it left us with hastily penned  notes of the awful political year still ahead. One after another, the  group’s elite corps of life-forms paraded before the audience with moronic bombast to set America on a path of righteousness, belligerence and  wildfire insanity. At one point, I began to wonder why  none of their smarties had thought to provide an apse behind their mikes  to stage their remarks with greater sanctity.

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