As the newly minted version of the Party of Lincoln – otherwise known as CPAC (Crazy Party of Anarchy Central)  – broke camp to create more havoc across the land, it left us with hastily penned  notes of the awful political year still ahead. One after another, the  group’s elite corps of life-forms paraded before the audience with moronic bombast to set America on a path of righteousness, belligerence and  wildfire insanity.

At one point, I began to wonder why  none of their smarties had thought to provide an apse behind their mikes  to stage their remarks with greater sanctity.

Despite the heavy competition, Sarah Palin once again triumphed with chilling evidence of madness, sort of like Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor who descended the staircase completely into another world.  How could anyone surpass Sarah’s tasteless takeoff on the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre’s gun-slinging by declaring:  “The only thing that stops a bad guy with nukes is a good guy with nukes.”

Can you imagine her as the vice president toying with the nuclear trigger? Can you?

Somewhere along her line to stardom, she decided that an adolescent delivery of her message, cranking out lumpy satire with rolling eyes, would  disguise the fact that she had nothing useful to say.  But this time, she did accomplish something: She rightfully earned the Grumpy Abe Linguistic Lunacy (GALL) Award.


Reposted from Grumpy Abe

  • dmoore2222

    These people are dangerous. It’s no fluke that they all were solidly behind Cheney and his Iraq misadventure that has cost hundreds of thousands of lives and churns out more death to this day. Palin represents those who just cant bear to move on from the 1950s cold war mind set.

  • Diana Grace

    I have come to believe conservatism is a scam, just a money making machine for these media stars. They really don’t believe or champion the “values” they screech about, they just want to sell books and make speaking appearances.


    Mind? Are you certain she has one?

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