I’m Eric Cantor and I’m the Republican Whip. I want you to know that ! We do! Ours are like totally different than the Socialist President and his Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac friends. Like, totally. So leave us alone! Our idears have nice soothing cartoon characters to make you think everything is OK and that we are not evil bastards out to rob you blind and reward our corporate paymasters:
Leave.
Us.
Alone!!!!
