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Yesterday, they reported on a Kasich official’s crazy rants on Twitter. Today they ran a wire story about Friday night’s clever response from the White House to an internet petition seeking construction of a Death Star.

It looks like someone at the Dispatch must have signed up for the Interwebz.


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Nothing says “blue collar” like not being able to use a coffee machine in a convenience store:

You know darling, I normally have my coffee dispensed to me by my assistant who brings it to me no later than 7:30am Eastern with a nice chocolate chip biscotti.

(ht Schecter and friends)

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Good stuff:

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via Daily Mail:

Comedian John Cleese has revealed that he would like to write speeches for U.S. presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

The Monty Python star, who has donated $2,300 to Obama’s campaign, thinks his creative touch could be crucial in helping the “brilliant” Senator win the White House.

The 68-year-old said: “If Barack Obama gets the nomination I’m going to offer my services to him as a speechwriter because I think he is a brilliant man.”

You do have to consider that Cleese does indeed appear to be a brilliant speechwriter:

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