Mike Pence, the second highest elected official in America  – a heartbeat away from the Oval Office! – went on Fox News to report that climate change is a leftist hoax.

Let the born again fundamentalist Hoosier explain:

“For some reason or another , this issue of climate change has  emerged as a paramount issue for the left in this country and around the world.   It‘s long been a goal of the liberal left in this country to advancing a climate change agenda.”

Aside from  the fact that Pence is stupid and a perfect fit for the Trump agenda, we find a further clue in a nursery rhyme that you all surely remember:

“Donald had a little veep whose fleece was as white as snow.
And wherever Donald went, the fleece was sure to go ”