Trump’s Missing Taxes

I noticed that Donald Trump’s masturbatory tweets have offered us a concise rebuttal of the tens of thousands of protesters calling for the release of his tax returns. Who paid them to take to the streets as mercenaries to question his secluded return? “The election is over,” he tweeted without mentioning the mythical audit that prevented him from releasing the tax numbers during the campaign. He also piggybacked another boast that he won the delegate count by an enormous figure. So there!

Are you as offended as I am that he is playing millions upon millions of Americans as fools on the tax issue? It now seems obvious that he’s hiding information about nefarious dealings that seriously conflict with his current job that allows him to commute to Florida at taxpayers’ expense.

Go figure. But he won’t let us.