Lighter Side: McConnell Steps Up To Ban Sexual Intercourse
In an 11th hour move to seal his hold on Kentucky celibates, a beleaguered Sen. Mitch McConnell reportedly will announce on Monday that his first step if he is re-elected will be to declare a one-year moratorium on sexual intercourse in his state, except for horses and cows.
“I’m not a gynecologist,” McConnell says, “but there is no better way to reduce the scandalous number of abortions than to attack the problem at its source by eliminating sex altogether for at least a trial period.”
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