The Lighter Side: Kasich To Bail Out Browns’ Woeful Search For Coach

Governor Kasich reportedly has intervened in the Cleveland Browns’ woeful search for a new coach by  flagging it to JobsOhio.  Kasich noted that the headhunters at the agency have private speed dials that can instantly contact American prospects without having to comb the endless white pages in European and  Chinese directories, which has proven to be unproductive for the team’s front office.   It is so effective in creating jobs,  the governor said, that he has already confidently scheduled a trip to Marysville, geographically a neutral site,  in another week to  announce the new coach, who has yet to be chosen.