Before you get caught up in the endless time-filling media speculation over the 2016 presidential  election, I would offer you this guide to understand the narrative leading to the next much-discussed planetary election after  the national media nominated Chris Christie as their Republican candidate of choice three full years before the polls reopen. By that fateful moment:

Sarah Palin will have written four more waspish books on how God inspired her to write four more waspish books.

Bill O’Reilly  will have written a best-selling trilogy on killing Louis XVI, Marie Antoinette and Anne Boleyn.

Rush Limbaugh will have described 32 feminists […]