From the daily archives: Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Impressed by Ted Cruz’s flights of fancy as he prepares for his presidential campaign, his devout followers have quietly formed a PAC to purchase a $10 million space suit for his slick orbit over and around the American electorate.  According to one of his sponsors, “the suit will be well  ahead of the curve in protecting him not only from the nasty weather but also the lefties in the media.” (He is shown here in a computer-generated flight  as he tilts toward the red states.)

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