The decision by Missouri’s Republican legislature to activate its  divine right to trump the U.S. Constitution on Obamacare and gun laws has encouraged Texas Gov. Rick Perry to reconsider his own earlier threat to have his state secede from the Union.

DeLayMugshot“As long as Lone Star divine right right gives us all of the power we need to ignore the Constitution, there’s  really no need to secede and give up whatever money we still  want from the Feds,” he told reporters at a ceremony celebrating former Texas Rep. Tom DeLay (Shown here)

  • Before we get another request for original sources: the second part of this piece is satirical. Sadly, the first part is totally true.

  • buckeye15

    But the Delay mugshot is 100% true!

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