[Snarkily re-posted from Grumpy Abe’s blog]

Among the many benefits of being a Grumpy Abe reader is that you often get news before it happens.  Today’s scoop arrives from Washington, where the Republican brass reportedly has completed its months-long mission of finding a comfort zone as the site of its 2016 presidential convention.  

The GOP stalwarts and honor guards will convene in Disney World.  

Chairman Reince Priebus, who is never without one more linguistic surprise, says D-World is a perfect venue  to integrate family fun and politics.

He would not confirm that the search committee also believed that the Disney World setting was chosen so the party’s  own clowns would not stand out so much in the crowds.

  • Retrofuturistic

    Tee hee, I’m surprised they didn’t choose the Kentucky Creationism Museum….

  • dmoore2222

    Ha! Headquarters of the republican fantasy world. How fitting. They no doubt think everyone is white and male there.

  • Retired Mercer

    You can bet that at least some of the dwarfs will be on stage,Dopey and Grumpy. There will also be a cast of other characters,I’m sure.

  • Think.

    When you wish upon a star,
    Makes no difference where you are…

  • Mark Schrider

    Disney World…A utopian fantasy playing host to a political party whose vision is nothing but dystopian.

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