Back in October John Kasich asked Ohioans to suggest slogans to appear on Ohio’s new license plates.

At the time, we made some suggestions, and it turns out we may have had at least a little impact on the over 400,000 responses received by the Ohio BMV.

As of this afternoon, the Plain Dealer has all of the responses online in a searchable database. As they point out, a lot of the suggestions have to do with God or Lebron James, but a great deal of them also refer to John Kasich, and most of those were unprintable in the Plain Dealer’s article.

Thankfully, we don’t have the same constraints.

So without further ado, here are some of the suggestions for license plate slogans submitted to the Ohio Department of Motor Vehicles that the Plain Dealer couldn’t print…

  • Impeach Kasich
  • Kasich sucks
  • Recall Kasich
  • Bye, Bye Kasich
  • Out With Kasich
  • With Kasich Nothing is Possible
  • No One Likes Kasich
  • Kasich is a one term Governor
  • The birthplace of John Kasich… NOT
  • Kasich’s Make Believe Kingdom
  • John Kasich is a DOUCHEEEE!
  • Kasich is a tool
  • Its almost as hideous as kasich’s face
  • Impeach john kasich
  • Impeach Kasich because he sucks!
  • Kasich is wasting more of the State cash
  • vote out kasich
  • Race to the Bottom with Kasich
  • John Kasich Slept here
  • John Kasich will choose, this is no poll
  • Kasich is a dumb ass. Waste more money!
  • John Kasich – #heblowsalot
  • Kasich says Idiot Police Officers
  • If Kasich gets his way we’re finished
  • Kasich Must GO!!!
  • this plate is very ugly like kasich
  • Impeach Kasich!
  • I did not vote for Kasich. Thanks
  • Suck it Kasich
  • EGOTISTICAL KASICH
  • John Kasich is Horrible!
  • Kasich’s Bankers Exploit Ohio!
  • Yeah, Yeah – we know Kasich sucks!
  • Watch Kasich Give it Away to Big Busines
  • Kasich the DoucheBag
  • For Sale to Kasich’s Biggest Donor
  • It meant a lot more before Gov. Kasich!!
  • Idiots elected Kasich
  • Fire kasich
  • Get Kasich Out
  • John Kasich is not a good governor
  • Kasich does not know plates
  • IN GOD WE TRUST. NOT IN KASICH!
  • Kasich Sucks Dicks
  • John Kasich Sucks
  • Kasich isn’t a Dem. but he is a jackass
  • kasich… What a dick
  • Kasich-Biggest Loser in Ohio
  • Kasich Yeeecchh!
  • Wit Kasich it’s time to move out of here
  • GOVERNOR KASICH NEEDS TO GO
  • 2014 can’t come soon enough (bye kasich!
  • Recall John Kasich
  • Home of one term governor John Kasich
  • Fire John Kasich
  • Fuck Kasich
  • Kasich Got Rid of Best Plates
  • Kasich is wasting taxpayers money
  • John Kasich–Worst Governor Ever
  • Kasich sucks!
  • Ruined by Kasich
  • domain of John Kasich
  • new hope with John Kasich
  • KASICH OUT… VOTED FOR HIM. DISAPPOINT
  • Kasich likes Koch!
  • Make Ohio beautiful. Get rid of Kasich.
  • A brighter future with John Kasich.
  • does kasich need a new scheme? mine are
  • OHIO FOR SALE Kasich Real Estate Inc
  • Hell till Krazy Kasich leaves the state.
  • Governor John Kasich SUCKS
  • Not a lot with Kasich as Gov.Come back T
  • Bad Government especially with Kasich
  • John Kasich is a dickwad.
  • Our governor is a dick
  • Ohio Government Blows Big Donkey Dicks!!
  • kasich… What a dick
  • ohio or wisconsin ask kasich
  • KASICH AND BOEHNER(BONER) ARE IDIOTS
  • NO MORE KASICH
  • With Kasich All Things Are Possible
  • A lot if we got rid of John Kasich
  • Fuck John Kasich
  • Kasich is a clown!
  • Kasich must GO
  • Kasich is a JERK Yeah Ohio!
  • Kasich took us down!
  • DUMP KASICH
  • In God we trust not Kasich
  • the worst governor, Governor John Kasich
  • Iroquois for Kasich is an embarassment
  • Home of John Kasich and Issue 2
  • THE GOV JOHN KASICH ONLY CARE THE RICH
  • Republicans are idiots Impeach Kasich
  • For Sale – Offered by Kasich Real Estate
  • Remove Kasich
  • IMPEACH KASICH
  • We have an idiot for governor
  • Home of the idiot driver
  • Our Govenor is an idiot.
  • We Elect Idiots Who Waste Time Money
  • Electing Idiots Since 1803
  • Idiotic Politicians
  • He’s AN IDIOT
  • Ohio: We’re all idiots!
  • Our Governor is an Idiot
  • Our Governor is a Jackass
  • Our governor is a moron
  • Legislated now by idiots
  • Safe haven from a lot I’d idiots.
  • He’s an idiot
  • The Home Of Idiot The Governor
  • Idiot governor.
  • Home of idiot politicians
  • Ohio where idiots rule
  • Ohio has it all especially idiots
  • The jobless state with an idiot Governor
  • Home of the Idiot
  • Shitty Governor
  • Ohio: Where a Moron Can Ruin a State
  • A Moron for a Governor
  • Led By Morons
  • Moron as Governor
  • duh you morons…First Man ON The Moon!

And then there are these…

  • Shit
  • shit hole
  • SHIT. TICKETS. RED LIGHT CAMERAS.
  • Shitty Industrial State with Cedar Point
  • who thought this shit up?
  • Shitty Licence Plates
  • shitty people
  • Not sports related shit
  • what the fuck is all this shit?
  • Because who gives a shit anyway?
  • SHIT.PIPE
  • Shithole of the Country
  • THERE’S LIKE TWO SHITTY CITIES AND CORN
  • Steaming pile of shit
  • if shit can happen it’ll be in cleveland
  • Piece O’ Shit
  • no jobs and smells like hog shit
  • shitty economy, high cost of doing biz
  • Shitsville, USA
  • Shitty weather and no hills
  • Ass Ponys
  • Asshole of America
  • Where Government Has Head Up ASS
  • Iroquois for Kasich is an embarassment
  • this plate is embarassing
  • OUR GOVENOR’S AN ASS ! HOW ABOUT YOURS ?
  • DUMB ASS FOR A GOVERNOR
  • New plate is ugly-boring-embarrassing!!!
  • Burning with Passion (Burning River)
  • Birthplace of Dumb Ass Republicans
  • Controlled by ignorant Republican asses
  • Where the Governor hates middle class
  • blood sucking basstards
  • Bass Ackwards
  • Governed by a Jackass
  • Hatred of the Middle Class
  • Need a better design. Embarrassing
  • The Huge Red Pain in Michigan’s Ass
  • Asshole for Governor
  • The fat ass state
  • The destruction of the middle class
  • Utter Lack of Class
  • Assert States Rights
  • we elect jackasses as Governor
  • The asshole of America?
  • America’s Asshole
  • Kasich isn’t a Dem. but he is a jackass
  • Look at Maryland’s plate for classy look
  • An Asshole Governor
  • Big City Class, Small Town Charm
  • dumb ass losers
  • passenger trains and cities!
  • Still Driving 55 In The Passing Lane
  • Most Backward-Ass State in the Union
  • Put-in-Ass
  • Kasich is a dumb ass. Waste more money!
  • kasick is an ass
  • FULL OF FAT-ASSED CUNTS
  • Ohio, home of ASS HOLE Governors

Also, we have these highly offensive suggestions:

  • Fuck you LeBron
  • Fuck Idaho
  • FUCK PORTAGE COUNTY
  • Home of the ugly fucking license plates
  • what the fuck is all this shit?
  • Fuck Kasich
  • NONE OF THR FUCKING ABOVE BITCH!
  • Fuck John Kasich
  • Ohio, because fuck you.
  • Where the fuck’s my railroad.
  • How much tax $ 4 a stupid fucking survey

I certainly have my favorites in the above list. What about you?

 
  • Jason

    How has “SHIT.  TICKETS.  RED LIGHT CAMERAS.” not made it on to my license plate yet?

  • Annekarima

    Take the bus.

  • ThatDeborahGirl

    “Race to the bottom with Kasich” reminded me: Did we ever get the “Race to the Top” money? I know Wisconsin lost theirs.

  • I see three in the list related to your topic:

    its retarded and i can’t stand it.
    Led by Tards
    Republitard Heaven

  • Meredith

    This is amazing!!!

  • Funny, and unfortunately, I agree with most of them.

  • Anonymous

    Here a few more special ones from the database….

    Bush Was Our Fault
    Sorry for electing Bush

    GET ON THE BUS OR GET RUN OVER
    If you’re not on the bus, we’ll run over

    Corrupt Republicans in Charge
    The State ruined by Republicans
    Ruined by Republicans
    Land of Lying republicans
    We hate republicans
    Birthplace of Dumb Ass Republicans
    Mean Spirited Republicans
    Where Republicans steal elections

    Crooks in office in Columbus

  • Yes we did.

  • RareSense

    I’m so disappointed mine didn’t make it… GOV KASUCK.  Seriously, it only took changing 2 letters…

  • Anastasjoy

    I can understand why they would not print “Fuck Kasich,” but what is obscene about “Kasich is not a good governor”? Also, the Ass Ponys was the name of an excellent band from southwestern Ohio whose leader, Chuck Cleaver, is now in Wussy, also an excellent band.

  • stryx

    After due consideration, my new favorite state slogan:

    “Ohio, because fuck you.”

    That’s been making me laugh for days now.

  • Thank you for making this site very interesting! Keep going! You’re doing very well!

  • Ryan

    where’s mine? Welcome to Ohio, LLC

  • Couldn’t agree more.

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