We recently brought you the story of the re-design of the Ohio license plate.  We decided to have some fun with it and asked our fans on Facebook what they thought John Kasich’s vanity plate should be.  While we haven’t done an exhaustive search, we’re pretty sure that post broke a record for comments.  We got 164 at last count!

We also decided to design out own plates with custom background words and we asked our fans what their favorite Kasich quotes were.  Again, we got a huge response!

Kasich is asking people to go to myplate.ohio.gov and vote for the words that will be used in the plate background.  You can also suggest your own.  😉

Here are the background words on our plates.  They mostly stem from people’s favorite John Kasich quotes.

Is this your mother?


Tripping over anthills on the way to the pyramids

Break the back of organized labor in schools


Have you ever been stopped by a policeman who’s an idiot?

I don’t need your people

We never thought Bernie Kosar would bring the Browns back and win that big championship game

I never think ahead

If you’re not on the bus, we’ll run over you with the bus. And I’m not kidding

I don’t read newspapers in the State of Ohio

And now I give to you, dear reader, the plates! (Click each plate to see a larger version)

One of the most popular ideas!

Another one of the top "liked" on Facebook!

Clever. Imagine reading it upside down right to left.

Our endearing term for the Guvs favorite corporate welfare system

Turnpike anyone?

We sure hope so!

ALEC and the boyz...






































  • *chuckle*

  • Fotogirlcb2002

    thx so much — I had an absolute horrible day — Kasich’s flying monkees were at work in full force.
    these are so funny — I feel better now!!

  • Instant fucking classic, Vessels.

    “is this your mother?” continues to provide endless humor.

  • Dmoore2222

    I love it. It’s just pathetic that this govenor has bread so much disdain in a time when so many people are desperate.

  • WestParkGuy

    See, not only does Social Media work, it can also be lots of fun.  🙂

  • I love the last one! good fun! 🙂

  • Anonymous

    How about:

    For Andy Brenner – TX DODGR
    For Kris Jordan – WIFE BTR
    For Jarrod Martin – DUI DAD

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