Last night, Miami University was the first team in the history of NCAA collegiate football to go from double digits losses (won only one game last year) to double digits wins, winning their conference, and bowl game.  And here’s the speech that kicked it off:

Tell me you wish we didn’t have this guy firing us up right before the election.

What’s that?  You don’t care about Miami football?  Well, screw you, I can’t always just write about Ohio politics. 🙂