Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and we imagine most of you are anxiously looking forward to that TSA Thanksgiving travel groping the media has been preparing you for a week now.Whether you and your family dine on Turkey, Tofurky, or that The Human Centipede–inspired atrocity known as Turducken, please remember the reason for this holiday as expressed by the nation’s retailers—a feast on Thursday so you can go all of Black Friday with no food you glorious and magnificent consuming bastards!
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It would have been nice if Franklin County Prosecutor Ron O’Brien had done this BEFORE the election. However, he finally confirmed what we’ve long said: There’s wasn’t much of a there, there.
According to the Columbus Dispatch, the whipped-up scandal that dominated months of the Dispatch’s front pages, leading to a flawed Ohio Inspector General’s investigation and report, a highly partisan and politicized “confirmation” hearing by a State Senate committee, and was featured in an RGA ad in the Governor’s race at the time ends with nothing more than a letter and one misdemeanor criminal case:
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