Former John Kasich staffer, Homeland Security consultant, and lifelong suckling of the government teat, Jon Keeling, is at his “best” (by which I mean most hilariously shilling pimptastic) when he’s spinning polls. Well, polling in the last 24 hours has made Jon Keeling less interested in polls. So now he’s counting Youtube view counts. Enthusiasm!
Does anyone know why this guy, who ain’t even in Ohio, is going to such absurd lengths of John Kasich fellatio just to leave this pathetic internet trail of stupidity that will follow him everywhere he goes? I’m hearing stuff. Fun stuff. Right up my alley kinda stuff. Would love to hear more. firstname.lastname@example.org. I’m all ears.