I give you Basil Marceaux, Republican candidate for Governor of Tennessee:
And you thought Ken Blackwell and Matt Naugle were bad. Um. Damn. But wait. There’s more! I get a feeling I’m going to be wanting more and more Basil. This clip makes me think whoever is working on his campaign is seriously messing with him:
[Note at 1:04 in the above clip the squinting. Note to campaign: No more shoots on bright ass sunny days]
America. What a country!