What happens when you don’t have an agenda with which to fight the godless communists who have taken over our country?
Apparently you ask the Internet for one.
What happens when you ask the Internet for one?
The Internet pwns you, that’s what. Oh and we all get a side of LOL fantastitude.
“I would expect the ideas that come out of this Web site and the involvement of our members will lead to ideas that we can attempt to implement today,” House Minority Leader John Boehner (Ohio) proclaimed. “We want to continue to offer better solutions to address the problems that America is facing, and we see this as a giant step forward, directly engaging the American people in the development of those solutions.”
What actually happened was…well…um. Not that. Go ahead. Peruse the site. You will LOL for hours. I am only sorry that I got hooked near midnight here. Apologies in advance if you read this before going to bed. It will keep you up late laughing. Some of my favorites:
Under “National Security”:
Under “Fiscal Accountability”:
???????? White men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist White People’s Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you! ???????? (Link)
While I was browsing I got this message:
Um…no. There are two distinct possibilities for why I got this message. A) Too many people are busy LOLing at the GOP or B) Too many people are trying to come up with other ideas of how to punk the site.
Did I mention they built the site with lunar software? Yes. Yes they did:
Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), who created the program, said that to get software for the site, “I personally traveled to Washington state and discovered a Microsoft program that helped NASA map the moon.”
Free market of ideas ahoy! Site will die in T minus 3…2…