I wasn’t going to do this post. Really I wasn’t. But I need to just get this off my chest.

I’m just going to say it once and then I’ll leave it alone. But it has to be said. So here it goes…

Every time I find myself over at John Kasich’s website, or receive one of his emails, or see one of his ads I am exposed to some cutesy Kasich family photo like this…

or this…

or this…

And every time I see these photos I think to myself (or sometimes out loud): Christ man! How many ways can you beat me over the head with the I’m-a-family-man club?

We get it Johnny. You’re a very non-gay, virile, older guy who (the second time around) married a gal nearly a decade-and-a-half younger than yourself.

Congratulations.

And ewwww…

(also, nice sweater.)

 

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