According to Carrie Mihalick of the Ohio Liberty Council, the Ohio Third Frontier program – which was founded under a Republican administration and continues to have broad, bi-partisan support – is a fascist Nazi plot to to redistribute your wealth.

Her “proof“?

“Third Frontier” sounds a lot like “Third Reich”.

Seriously.

That’s her evidence.

I don’t know much about Ms. Mihalick, except that her stock photo is very unflattering and makes her look like Karl Marx.

Oh, and I also know that she’s a complete fucking wackjob. BUt I guess I could have skipped reading her ‘article’ all together and still have figured that one out. She writes for the Ohio Liberty Council. Enough said.

Carrie was right about one thing: the name does have hidden meaning. But the true danger of the third Frontier program is actually much more sinister than she could ever have imagined.

The second part of the name is a reference to “The Final Frontier” – the term used to describe space in the opening of Star Trek.

The first part of the name, of course, refers to the 90’s Hip hop group Third Bass.

The connection is obvious.

Alien explorers discovered Earth in the early 90’s and, disguised as white rappers from Brooklyn, they immediately initiated their plan to prepare our planet for colonization by their alien master race by spreading phat trax with dope rhymes to confuse and distract our youth.

With the colonization date nearing, the alien rappers only need $700 million more to complete the final phase of their diabolical plan and to seal our fate.

And now it’s up to Ohio’s voters to decide if the human race will survive.

 
  • Jennifer

    Very typical comments from a Progressive. Just be mean, call people names and don’t engage your brain. Limited government, fiscal responsibility, free markets/capitalism are common sense approaches, based on Natural Law. For someone like yourself who clearly can not grasp any form of “common sense”… let me explain what “natural law” is. Put simply it is the study of the human race and the world we live in and what works, whether we agree with it or not. There are governing principles that work, period. You can disagree with the law of gravity but the law of gravity stills exists and if you try to operate outside of it… you’re screwed. Marxism, socialism, communism and fascism do not work. History has clearly shown this. Common sense, limited government approach that allows people to live free lives does work, whether you like it or not. Therefore I am voting NO on Issue 1. Now what kind of name would you like to call me?

  • scottpullins

    VOTE FOR ISSUE ONE

    Or You Will Be Assimilated Into the Borg.

  • mvirenicus

    Mihalick is a slovak surname. i'm ashamed.

  • Their post deserves such ridicule. There is plenty to attack the 3rd Frontier on without traveling through Kookville.

  • Prime Minister Pete Nice! I say we give Carrie the gas face. 😉

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