Plunderbund has received a leaked memo from the very heights of the Dennis Spisak campaign. Its contents are below.

TO: ALL STAFF

RE: Your Mother Doesn’t Fucking Work Here!

Listen assholes…

I spend all day dealing with loser kids who don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

The LAST fucking thing I need when I come home from work is to find my basement rec room (aka: our campaign office) littered with fast food packages and half-finished soda cans.

Jesus Christ people we are the GREEN party! If you HAVE to eat crap that comes in Styrofoam containers and aluminum cans at least put the packaging in the recycling containers out back behind the house (next to the rain barrel).

Try to remember why you’re here!!!

Oh, and to guy or gal who seems to have missed the previous gazillion memos about making sure the sliding door was sufficiently closed to avoid letting Ms. Mittens get out of the kitchen and into the basement: thanks!

Seriously.

Thanks a bunch.

Thanks for the fucking boat load of cat shit that I had to clean off my record collection this afternoon.

I might – I repeat MIGHT – still be able to save the Joan Baez and Phil Ochs records. But that Donovan LP that I played for you guys last week is fucked. 100%. Fucked.

I’m really starting to wonder if this whole campaign for Governor thing is more trouble than it’s worth.

Thank you.

– D-Pax

 

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