Managed to get a hold of Rob Portman’s schedule for today.? Some interesting things in there, including:

1:30 P.M.: Tea Party Rally w/Rep. John Boehner
Location: National Mall *Note: Some Ohio observers are convinced that you are moderate ? we need to beat back that narrative and show your true conservative colors. Get loud, get angry. You will receive your ?Repeal Health Care? sign on site. *Note from Jessica: Stay silent should anyone say anything offensive, outrageous, untrue.

and my favorite:

9:00 P.M.: FUNDRAISER–RNC Young Eagles & Chair Michael Steele—Closed Press CANCELED CANCELED Club TBD
Washington, D.C. **Notable Attendees: Michael Steele (RNC Chair), Young Donors.

OMG cancelled!? REPEAT.? We are NOT MEETING AT THE STRIP CLUB NOW!!? SHIT.

ROFL.? Happy 4/1 all!

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