The College Republican National Committee is looking for operatives to be part of their “campaign to show the country the strength of young conservatives”. Their website claims that “as an operative, you will have the opportunity to be a part of special deployment operations year-round to take out Democrats from coast-to-coast.”

And what is the name of this super-special operational unit you will be working for?

OAF (Operation Advancing Freedom).

Oaf : Noun
1 : a stupid person : boob
2 : a big clumsy slow-witted person


Might I suggest some names for future projects?

Massive Operation for Republican Outreach in November

Joint Action Committee Keen on Actively Seizing the Senate

How about …

Conservatives Lashing Out With NonSense