I would like to recommend that all anti-government types please PLEASE shred your census forms and do not – I repeat – DO NOT send them back in filled out.? Resist this oppressive form of tyranny!? Do not be fooled by the man into filling this socialist hidden agenda survey which will only mark you for the jack booted nazis who will come to take your guns, your money, and your porn.
To all sensible non-whackjob types, here’s why I make the above request:
What’s more, an under-count in Texas could cost the state more than just representation.
For every Texan missed, the state will lose an estimated $12,000 over the next decade in federal funding for transportation, agriculture, health, education, and housing, said Frances Deviney, director of Texas Kids Count, a nonpartisan group in Austin.
Deviney says Texas could lose ?hundreds of millions of dollars in lost opportunities? because of uncounted residents.
?We’ve got that hard-to-count element, along with these fringe (anti-government) groups that are advocating resistance,? she said. ?They think they are hurting the government. They are really hurting themselves and their communities.?
Get the government off of your back, my friends! Do not participate in this year’s census fascist headcount! Listen to Michelle Bachmann. You will be put in internment camps!