Hey, wasn’t the world supposed to end after health care passed?

Asteroids?? Cracks in the earth opening up?? Or birds chirping.? And “old people magazines”.

You see, when you predict that the earth will end if something happens, then that thing happens, and the earth doesn’t end, well…..that’s usually when people stop listening to you, and start treating you like that lunatic down the street who keeps saying the world’s gonna end.