It turns out the backlash from the recent Health Care Reform bill is much worse than even the most vocal opponents predicted – and it is happening much sooner than anyone would have guessed.

In Knox County Ohio yesterday the County Democratic Party Headquarters was tagged with a warning message by what we can only assume to be the ruthless gang calling itself the Dorks.

The Knox County sheriff’s office has so far refused to comment on the situation. But a person close to the investigation has informed us that the style in which the tag was written, with a large KS at the end, is a clear indication that this is the work of the notorious Kansas City Dorks. “We haven’t seen the Dorks operating this far east before, but I can’t say it’s surprising,” our source said. “The Dorks provide their gang members with a very high quality health care plan – and I’m sure they are worried about the impact this health care legislation is going to have on their premiums.”

Plunderbund’s senior investigative team will be following up on the story and will bring you breaking news as it arrives.

  • I'm gonna be giggling all day about this one. Stole the show on what is shaping up to be a very good day.

    They bought red spray paint. Wore a mask or some shit. Snuck out late at night and the best they could come up with was “Dork”? ROFLMAO

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  • How can the Republicans deny they aren't causing this hatred. In DC the mobs were screaming the “N” word and threatening Congress people. These actions are dangerous to our Democracy creating a mob who hate whomever disagrees with them.

  • mvirenicus

    i don't think the gopers know what they're getting themselves into with all the name-calling and vandalism. it's pissing me off, and as everyone around here knows, i'm not the biggest dem cheerleader. i just know that if i'm thinking of smashing the next republican i meet square in the face there are plenty of others having similar thoughts.

  • I live in the city where this occurred, and I have to say I am not the least bit surprised. Most in this community arent smart enough to get out there and figure out what HCR is really all about. They have really “stuck it to the man” by spray painting this on the KCDP window and showed the rest of the world how they react when they dont get their way: they vandalize their opponents property. PERFECT example of the petty cry-baby tactics of the people of the Conservative/Tea Bagger movement

  • scottpullins

    At least they have a permanent party headquarters, the GOP in Knox County doesn't.

  • julie_jigsawnovich

    I enjoyed your satirical article! Here is my art review of “DORKS'” piece:

  • Little did the taggers know that a Republican owns the building and rents the space to the Dems. Vandalism FAIL

  • onu2003

    I'm proud to be a member of the Knox County dorks

  • tfehrman

    Sad. I'm a local Republican and am actually surprised. My best guess? Some high schoolers out too late.

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  • Mary Quite Contrary

    Dear Plunderbund Senior Investigative Team: I am not surprised at the unbelievable, nasty tactics of the Kansas City Dorks. Ever since the playground incident 17 years ago here in Mount Vernon, there has been an ongoing fued between the Dorks and the Geeks. A local Dork gang member called a Geek gang member a name. Sources close to a 6 year old at the time provided the following account of the incident: “I was swinging on the swing, minding my own business mind you, but I'm pretty sure I heard the Dork call the Geek “you Sally, you”-which we all know here in Knox County is just….well, we just don't call people that name here.”
    I hope you will continue to investigate the Kansas City Dorks Gang.
    Mary Quite Contrary

  • onu2003

    High schoolers out too late? I beg to differ. You obviously don't read the comments posted on the local blogs. They are overrun with anti Obama and anti Democrat statements.

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