Mr. Limbaugh,

With the passage of the Health Care Reform bill it’s my understanding that you will now be moving to Costa Rica. Because you are a great patriot who loves his country above all else, I fully expect you will keep your promise – and I can’t blame you.

How can anyone possibly want to stay here now knowing that America is doomed to continue down this irreversible downward Marxist spiral into Fascism caused by our Nazi Socialist Racist Chicago Thug President?

As a real patriot, your only option is to leave the country when you disagree with the policies of the current administration.

As a fellow patriot, I would be honored if you’d let me buy you a first class ticket to Costa Rica using my Sky Miles.

How does this Saturday work for you?

I’ve already researched the flights…

Delta 1528 leaves Palm Beach at 6:50am and, after a quick stop in Atlanta, Delta 413 will have you in San Jos? in time for lunch.

Please email me as soon as possible and I will book the flights.