Try outlasting Barack Obama. You’ll lose.

Next time Republicans think they can outlast Barack Obama, I refer them to the above video.

Punch all you want, as hard as you want.

Lie all you want.

Scream all you want.

Shiver with rage.? Sweat with fevered hysteria.? Spit.? Wield guns.? Invoke Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Che Guevera, your fucking grandmother if you want.? Turn red in the face, that’s our favorite.

Wave any flag you want, paint swastikas on it.? Hammers and sickles, yeah, that’s the ticket.? Toss in a few pictures from Buchenwald.? Goose step, be my guest.

Touch on all the hot buttons.? Fellate yourselves over the whereabouts of other peoples’ private parts.? Call us all wetbacks, find your favorite copy of a birth certificate.? Wipe your ass with it.

Yell “tyranny!”, yell it loud.? No, louder.? Grab a bull horn. Yell nigger.? Yell faggot.? Make sure you get on TV when you do, that’s even better.

After you’ve done that for more than a year, I refer you to the above video.

Meet the mat.