I just read in The Dispatch that Rod Parsley is broke.
Parsley, the slimy television evangelist and founder of Columbus Ohio’s World Harvest mega-church, preaches a form of prosperity theology which claims that “God provides material prosperity for those he favors.”
According to Reverend Rod, his troubles are being caused by a “demonically inspired financial attack.”
But I can come to no other conclusion than the most obvious, based on Parsley’s own teachings: God has finally abandoned Rod Parsley.
And it’s about damn time.