davidbentkowskisevenhillsmayorI wonder who in Cleveland could have possibly searched for “David Bentkowski” on Google today at 4:39pm?

I wonder who in Cleveland could have then navigated to this post:
Republican Seven Hills mayor Dave Bentkowski?s 9 page discussion of his penis size at 4:41 pm?

I wonder who in Cleveland then flagged this comment of mine at 4:43pm?

Hi David Bentkowski!

Since David Bentkowski didn’t know Photoshop existed I’m guessing David Bentkowski also doesn’t understand concepts like SEO, IP addresses, and analytics software. Let me help David Bentkowski out. We see you. We know where you are going and what you are doing. The more you do it, the more we point it out. The more we point it out, the more David Bentkowski is tied to posts like this and comments like the above linked. David Bentkowski needs to start worrying less about flagging comments about David Bentkowski and worry more about his ability to comprehend David Bentkowski political narratives.

PS – When David Bentkowski flags a comment about David Bentkowski I get notified. I’m the guy who made the comment about David Bentkowski. There is no comment secret police that can help David Bentkowski. Maybe David Bentkowski should try dialing 911 next time and explain the situation. I’m sure they’ll help David Bentkowski out as much as the lady who was shorted a chicken nugget in the drive thru.

Tagged with:
 
  • OMG, some guys really need to get a hobby. I can't believe any man would send an email like that, let alone a mayor :p

  • David Bentkowski's penis is very large, I'm told. By David Bentkowski. repeatedly.

  • I have never made a post about David Bentkowski's penis so David Bentkowski has never found my site by doing a search for the keywords David Bentkowski,
    David Bentkowski's penis, David Bentkowski's penis on Plunderbund, David “Penis” Bentkowski, Penis Bentkowski, or even bent penis. I am greatly impressed that the generic Google search 'David Bentkowski penis' brings Plunderbund up in the #1 spot. You go!

  • Again MrsBitch FTW!

  • mvirenicus

    at the end of the day, what's the point of this?

  • I'm pretty sure the name “David Bentkowski” is used more times (14, if I counted correctly) in this one post than in all of the other websites currently cataloged by Google… Giving PB #5 placement for a Google search on David Bentkowski.

  • Ha! Just saw Mrs Bitch's comment….

    Congrats on the #1 Google search placement for 'David Bentkowski penis'

  • ryanfissel

    Hmmm…interesting. So David Bentkowski is a giant wiener?

  • Is and HAS apparently. From what I've read about David Bentkowski.

  • ryanfissel

    Wow….Seven Hills has their very own Ron Jeremy.

  • ryanfissel

    Hmmm…interesting. So David Bentkowski is a giant wiener?

  • Is and HAS apparently. From what I've read about David Bentkowski.

  • ryanfissel

    Wow….Seven Hills has their very own Ron Jeremy.

Looking for something?

Use the form below to search the site:


Still not finding what you're looking for? Drop a comment on a post or contact us so we can take care of it!