I can’t look at a picture of Josh Mandel with cracking up. Seriously. This guy is running for state-wide office…

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Despite the fact that he looks like he’s 14 years old, Josh seems to be pretty serious about his campaign and, based on the multiple posts I read this week, he’s been working pretty hard campaigning across Ohio. His recent campaign-related travels around the state have totaled nearly sixty thousand miles so far, or so they say.

I was really hoping he’d stop by my house to ask for my vote but so far that hasn’t happened. When he does, though, I already have my answer prepared:

“I’m sorry, young man. But I am no longer in high school and will therefore be unable to vote for you as student council treasurer.”

Josh will explain the situation.

“Oh!”, I will respond, pretending to be surprised. “You’re running for STATE treasurer?”, I will say pretending to hold back laughter.

And then I will make the same suggestion that I made a few months back when I first heard Josh was planning to expand his political horizons: grow a beard.

Before you criticize my suggestion, take a look at the following artist’s rendition of Josh Mandel as an adult and then tell me that you don’t think this is a good idea.

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Bam! Josh Mandel 2.0.

It worked for Lincoln. It could work for you too, Josh.

Just remember to thank me in your autobiography.

 
  • mvirenicus

    he should either shave his head or let his hair grow out! either way, there are plenty of reasons other than personal appearance to go after this psycho, although i suppose mockery over trivial matters is quite effective in its way.

  • Archie45

    But if you tell him you think he's running for student council, he might tell you that homosexuals are a people worth fighting for. Then candidate and voter would both be confused.

  • mvirenicus

    he should either shave his head or let his hair grow out! either way, there are plenty of reasons other than personal appearance to go after this psycho, although i suppose mockery over trivial matters is quite effective in its way.

  • Archie45

    But if you tell him you think he's running for student council, he might tell you that homosexuals are a people worth fighting for. Then candidate and voter would both be confused.

  • slev09

    yep…he is a horrible candidate because he looks young. lets try to not even pay attention to anything he says, just bash him for looking young. you know what, obama also looks like he is in his late 20s…isn't that too young to be president??

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