Bring your best altar boy to this smack down. You’re gonna need it:

In their Book, Mary Magdalene was the prostitute who Jesus allowed to see him risen first, and were these people to be alive at her passing, they would have remembered her sex life, only. In the Book which they wave with self righteous piety, Peter betrayed their Messiah three times before Jesus gave him the keys to his church, and at Peter?s passing, they would have only remembered how many times the cock crowed. In their Book, a thief hanging on a cross next to their Messiah was forgiven his sins, and if they had been there, they would have spat on their own Messiah?s bleeding feet at the sight.

And in their Book, Jesus asks what you?ve done for the least of these, because whatsoever you?ve done for them, you did for him.

That’s the meat of it, but this snippet hit me like a church bell ringing from a belfry:

Often, in fact usually, as they crow they wave The Book whose central command they simply refuse to obey, waving it ever more demonstratively to justify not obeying it.

My take? I’ve always thought Jesus would have fuck all to do with these false righteous pseudo-spiritual cowards.

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  • nobody outquotes me on jesus, bitch.

  • too much time invested and motherly fret. i get it. 😉

    but you do know that blumer and naugle are the true catholic bloggers in ohio. right?

  • tell ’em to bring it. i’ll slap ’em upside their novena.

  • Matt N.

    Speaking of poor brothers, how is George Hussein Onyango Obama?

  • @4: I don’t know him, do you?

  • Matt N.

    And for my second comment of the evening, this song from the Dead Kennedys is dedicated to Sen. Kennedy and Eric:

    I am Governor Jerry Brown
    My aura smiles
    And never frowns
    Soon I will be president..

    Carter Power will soon go away
    I will be Fuhrer one day
    I will command all of you
    Your kids will meditate in school
    Your kids will meditate in school!

    Zen fascists will control you
    100% natural
    You will jog for the master race
    And always wear the happy face

    Close your eyes, can’t happen here
    Big Bro’ on white horse is near
    The hippies won’t come back you say
    Mellow out or you will pay
    Mellow out or you will pay!

    Now it is 1984
    Knock-knock at your front door
    It’s the suede/denim secret police
    They have come for your uncool niece

    Come quietly to the camp
    You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
    Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
    For your clothes here’s a pretty flower.

    DIE on organic poison gas
    Serpent’s egg’s already hatched
    You will croak, you little clown
    When you mess with President Brown

  • Stay classy, Matt. Stay classy buddy.

  • No Donk

    The hypocrisy is so funny.

    When a political opponent of the right becomes ill the left is gleeful that they?ve finally gotten what they deserve, when they die the celebration is usually palpable. And always with the right amount of profanity (never absent from the comments posted to the blogs or the sites like Democratic Underground) and usually accompanied by comments about the persons intelligence, sexual morals or preference or other insults.

    And to think the simple references to the defining event of a man?s life brings down your wrath (unless one wants to consider the 1979 interview with Roger Mudd where Kennedy couldn?t answer why he wanted to run for President which rivals Palin?s interview with Katy Curic for the deer in the headlights looks). But this blog item wouldn?t be complete without insults against ?christianists??which is just another word invented by the left so convey the right amount of invective.

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