Ohio’s Tea Baggers are planning a big event for next month at the Voice of America Park Museum in West Chester. Boehner and Kasich are both scheduled to be there along with a bunch of wing nuts and their handmade obama-is-a-Nazi signs.

But there’s one thing you won’t see at this rally: Guns.

At least not unconcealed ones. According to the rules for the park:

No person, except Park Rangers or other law enforcement officers, shall, within a Park building, carry or be possessed of firearms of any description or other dangerous ordinances, or any air rifle, slingshot, missile throwing device, switchblade, hunting knife, dagger, or metal knuckles.

There seems to be an exception later in the rules for people with a CCW permit for the park grounds – but you certainly won’t see any crazy folks walking around with AR-15s.