Jonathan Krohn. All you need to know about the Conservative Political Action Conference and the future of both Conservatism and the Republican Party is that the big talk about the event was a prodigy talking point spouting 13 year old will apparently lead them out of the darkness.

This is my favorite part:

“He came up to me, grabbed my hand, and shook it,” said Joe the Plumber. “If I didn’t know any better I would say he was 30 years old. He definitely has a great confidence about him. I enjoyed talking with him…. He’s definitely sharp.”

Shock of all shocks. A 13 year old kid is sharper than Joe the fucking Non-Plumber! I sit here beside myself.

Wurzelbacher? Limbaugh? Jindal? Krohn? Who will lead them?

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