It turns out I’m not the only one who hates homophobic, wife-cheating, prostitute-buying asshat David Vitter.

Adult video fans hate him too. Which explains why they are rallying behind porn star and potential Louisiana Senate candidate Stormy Daniels.

Let me know if there is anything I can do to help, kids.

In the mean time I find myself compelled to focus on the humor surrounding the porn star-vs-sex-addict senate race. Specifically the humor found in the press releases and press coverage.

For example, The Daily Beast reports that Stormy’s campaign slogan is: “Stormy Daniels, screwing people honestly!”

Kind of Clever.

Kind of.

Kind … Ok, not really clever at all.

Honestly, it’s pretty lame when you compare it to the wonderfully creative ways so many other news sources found to describe this very hilarious news story.

Indecision2008.com leads off with “David Vitter to Get Heat from Actual Porn Star”.

AOL news says Vitter “may face stiff opposition” from Daniels.

Even CNN gets in on the action quoting a local LA newspaper guy (Clancy DuBos) saying “You are going to need someone better than a porn star, or a lap dancer, or a sex worker to nail David Vitter on this”

But my absolute favorite piece of trashy journalism comes from the Bayou Buzz: “Porn Star Pumped As Possible Louisiana David Vitter Foe”.

CLASSIC!

Anyone else have any ideas?

 

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