You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries.

I have audio of President Obama saying the title of this post. Listen to it yourself.

[audio:http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/obama_fries.mp3]

You might be somewhat confused as to why a recording of President Obama exists using such salty language, and it turns out that he had a friend named Ray during his youth who cursed like a sailor, and who was quoted in Dreams From My Father. When Obama made the audio version of the book, he had to read Ray’s quotes aloud. And boy, is it funny.

Hat tip to April Winchell, who also has many many more hilarious recordings.

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