The next RNC chairman will be elected tomorrow and I really, really, really hope it’s Ken Blackwell.
According to Ken he deserves to be chairman because “he has more than 4,000 friends on Facebook and owns seven guns.”
Well hot damn, that’s good enough for me.
He also has the endorsement of every religious extremist in the party and a win for Blackwell will almost guarantee years of internal strife for the Republicans as they move further to the right and further away from the average voter.
Best of luck Mr. Blackwell! We’re all rooting for you.
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