Of all of the ridiculous Obama crap I’ve seen people marketing – and man have I seen a lot – this has got to be the most ridiculous: The Barack Obama Collectible Electric Train.

According to the seller, it “Goes Full Steam Ahead in Movement for Change! ”

And it even comes with “Certificates of Authenticity” so you can prove to your friends that you bought the REAL Obama toy train – and not some crappy knock off.

Choo Choo! All Aboard!