Hilarity in Washington State…

Someone made official request to put up a Festivus pole next to the more traditional Menorah and Nativity scene holiday decorations at the state Capitol’s rotunda.

Local religous nutjobs are pissed.

One Pastor got so mad at members of the anti-religion group that made the request he busted out the breakfast food/hell comparisons:

“Hey I believe in Jesus Christ and if you don’t, that’s alright cause you’re gonna fry like a Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage.”

I have already started researching how to make a similiar request in Ohio for next year.

  • Swanny

    If you make a request for a Festivus pole, I will go ahead an make one for a Flying Spaghetti Monster display as well.

  • That’s a GREAT idea!

    Let’s start preparing for a pastafarian nativity scene next year.

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