I got a text message with the subject “Fox Alert” this morning.

Here’s the text…

Know the facts: Call 641-715-3900
Then please fwd this 2 your phonebook they need 2 know.
You will Lose your freedoms this November 4th if you don’t know!!!

Of course I called them right away. And the important information that I needed to (sorry, 2) know immediately was … wait for it … Obama associates with terrorists. Specifically, Bill Ayers.

That’s for the update, fucktards.

Here is the audio

note: the delay was included in the actual message.

It went on to something that sounded like a right-wing talk radio show but it was so filled with static that I couldn’t make out who it was or what they were talking about.

I’m still working on finding the source of the message.