I knew there was a reason I’ve been suffering through all those useless, annoying, crap-filled McCain emails… I’ve been waiting for this one:

You can get started in your volunteer efforts for McCain-Palin 2008 by making phone calls through our online phone bank any time.

<an evil grin slowly forms on Joe’s face>

You too can help phone bank for John McCain. Click here to sign up.

It’s very simple. You just click the start button and the website displays a name and phone number.

Then you just read the script they provide, which goes something like this:

Hello, my name is < < YOUR NAME >> and I am a volunteer calling on behalf of the McCain/Palin campaign.

John McCain and Sarah Palin will bring real change to Washington. They are the only ones with a plan to (blah, blah, blah)

Then you just have them answer a few questions and…

If they are a McCain-Palin supporter, please request the person’s e-mail address and type it below. Also, please verify the person’s name and make any corrections below, as well as any other comments. (Use your best judgment.)

Use your best judgment, indeed.

They also recommend you “do not make any calls before 10AM Eastern Time or after 9 PM Eastern Time”, however it’s almost 11pm Eastern Time and the script still seems to be working fine. 🙂