Son of Illegal Immigrants Wins Gold for US

After years of getting free public education and, most likely, ripping off the American health care system for tons of cash- the son of illegal Mexican immigrants just won a gold medal in wrestling for the US.

I say we arrest him and his seven siblings – along with their dead beat illegal immigrant mother – and send them back to Mexico where they belong.

We’ll keep the gold medal to help pay for some of that lost stolen education and healthcare money.