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  • Brilliant! LMAF!

    On a side note, spread the word: Jeff Robinson editor of The Delaware Gazette Newspaper just gave a Thumbs Down to the Ohio Political Bloggers in his latest editorial. I suggest we all send Jeff a few links to the legion of wonderful citizen journalists out there in cyber space. Jeff is leaving his post as editor of the conservative leaning paper to take on the role of Information officer for the City of Powell. Lets all make sure he is well informed about the high quality citizen journalists he has somehow overlooked. Send him your best links.


  • I’m sure this post is certainly not my best work as “citizen journalist”- but I really do appreciate the positive feedback Kelley.

    Still- I think I’ll leave it to Eric to comment on the state of Delaware county politics since I’ve only been to Powell once (to visit the gun store/range you have there).

  • Len

    Legacy Media criticizing bloggers? Newspaper editors (paleo-bloggers with tenure) complaining about the seething, frothing mass of undisciplined and undignified pajamanauts? How can the blogosphere survive the onslaught? Tune in next time to find out…same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

  • J-Dog

    Hey, does anyone know if there are plans to take this company public? I wanna get in on the ground floor and grab me some IPOs in that sucker!

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