From the daily archives: Saturday, July 5, 2008

Darth Vader is a Republican

On July 5, 2008 By

So I’m sitting home flipping through channels when suddenly I come across the famous lightsaber fight scene from The Empire Strikes Back. You know… the one where Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he’s his father?

Anyway… I guess I spend too much time thinking about politics because the first thing I notice is that Darth Vader’s lightsaber is red (like the Republicans) and Luke’s is Blue (like the Dems).

So I check Wikipedia to see if I’m right about the color thing.

Of course Wikipedia has a really long lightsaber entry with way more detail than I ever […]

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