While I’m on the topic of hard to understand commercials, here’s one for a Columbus, Ohio Army Surplus store called Surplus World that starts like this:

When you want to support our troops, your family and friends in the military…
think Surplus World!

Can anyone explain how buying airsoft guns and cheesy t-shirts helps support our troops?

Obviously it doesn’t. It just makes you look like a 12-year old kid playing Army.

If you really want to support the troops, help bring them home by voting for a Democrat.