From the daily archives: Tuesday, July 1, 2008

What does this look like to you?

No idea? Ok- here’s a close up…

Any guesses?

Didn’t fucking think so.

It’s a human zygote – i.e. a fertilized egg.

Do you feel the magical power of God represented in that picture?

Of course not. It’s just a tiny dot- a dot so small the human eye can’t even see it.

So it makes me wonder – seriously wonder – how guys like Tony Perkins can get away with asking retarded questions like the one in this video…

It isn’t a complicated question, Tony. And the answer […]

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…and does so with literary panache at the end. Gotta love that. Here’s the point. We can jump up and down and whine about each and every little issue that Obama seems to veer from our personal and collective liberal preferences, or we can understand the nature of a general election in these United States and elect the most transformative leader of our lifetimes.

Pick one.

This, however and obviously, is my favorite part:

You guys wanna weep and wail and gnash your teeth, go right ahead. Karl Rove has trained you well. You’re obsessing over the napkins in […]

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ROFL. You gotta love this. “It’s unfair!”, they shouted. “Our comments about that African-born negro gay Muslim Manchurian candidate were taken out of context!”, they protested. “They made our beloved flag city into a racist hotbed of misinformation and it’s just not fair!”, they whined.

Somebody call the waaahbulance because I think we have an emergency of conscience here.

This is precisely why we blog their emails. Precisely why we blog their phone numbers. So they are called to the carpet and taken to task. Apparently it worked. Today on the front page of the Findlay Courier, there’s […]

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Um, what?

CHICAGO (AP) — Reaching out to evangelical voters, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is announcing plans to expand President Bush’s program steering federal social service dollars to religious groups and — in a move sure to cause controversy — support some ability to hire and fire based on faith.

Obama was unveiling his approach to getting religious charities more involved in government anti-poverty programs during a tour and remarks Tuesday in Zanesville, Ohio, at Eastside Community Ministry, which provides food, clothes, youth ministry and other services.

Wrong approach, Senator.

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“You can’t arrange ’em by penis” = insta-classic! Worth every bit of the 10:24. In fact, I’m willing to bet you’ll watch it twice!

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