In the seminal American classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, there’s an exchange between Bueller’s economics teacher (Ben Stein, ironically enough) and another student regarding why Ferris wasn’t in class. It’s hilarious.

Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Larry Johnson over at No Quarter (a rabidly pro-Clinton blog) has been promising for several days a shocking video about Michelle Obama ranting about “whitey” would be available on the blog this morning. Despite being skeptical – why sit on a bombshell like he alleged he had, rather than get it out there immediately? – I figured I’d check it out today. No video. However, Larry had this to say:

I have not seen it but I have heard from five separate sources who have spoken directly with people who have seen the tape.

“I guess it’s pretty serious.”

I wasn’t originally going to link to this kind of obvious BS, but the comments are pure gold. One of my favorites…

This is gold! This will surely drive that lying, cheating, drug-dealing black homo out of the race. And we’ll finally drive race out of the race as well!

If you want to know what’s really going on, read this.

 

Looking for something?

Use the form below to search the site:


Still not finding what you're looking for? Drop a comment on a post or contact us so we can take care of it!